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12.06.2025 08:23
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Measles 'exposure event' confirmed in Great Falls - KRTV
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Cleveland-Cliffs, Tesla, GM, Blueprint Medicines, BioNTech, DraftKings, and More Movers - Barron's
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
Israel is accused of the gravest war crimes in Gaza - BBC
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
MAHA kids’ health report misinforms about tonsillectomies and ear tubes - statnews.com
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
James Webb Detects Never-Before-Seen Molecule on Scorching Exoplanet - The Daily Galaxy
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
How do I get my body in shape?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
Then came..
Reports: Thomas Frank to become new Tottenham Hotspur head coach - NBC Sports
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Just Forget it!
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts